the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to kill you self.

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The power To Mind Control People intro having sex with you. it only works on retards...inbred retards...male inbred retards

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The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

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The power to be immune to everything,except things that can kill you.

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the power to buy a size 11 shoe but needing a 15

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to put both socks on at the same time.

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xray vision , but you must close your eyes

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The ability to be gay for 5 seconds at a time

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the power to shoot what your looking at but only when your looking at watermelons

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The ability to punch someone in the face and not feel it.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to eat anything, but always vomit 15 minutes later.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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the power to uncontrolably shoot bananas out of your hands

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the power to get married

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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the ability to lick your own elbow

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!