The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to cash cheques that are only ever made out to someone else.

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The power to create the superduper best pointless power

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The ability to change your hair color to your current hair color

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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the ability to die on command

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The power to be able to type like a hacker but you can only do it once per week and the % of correct words depends on how fat you are.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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power to have no power at all

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Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to like charlie

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the ability to hover

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!