Invisibility, when no one is looking.

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The power to quote memes randomly

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The power to liquify yourself.

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Being able to be invisible when no one is watching.

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The power to shed hair

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The power that when im drowning in water i can turn the water into velociraptors!

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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The power to time travel to the present.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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the power to go on this website

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to get raped at will

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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the power to see into the present.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!