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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!
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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....
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the ability to sell Al Gore
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The power of divide by zero... yourself
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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.
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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.
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The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.
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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.
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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...
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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater
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The power to revive people, however it only works on people who commit genocide.
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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror
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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power
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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm
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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.
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The superpower of having no superpower.
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the power to be able to find you pointless super power post after its been posted to check on popularity
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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.
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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)
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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.
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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.
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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins
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The power to shoot milk through your eyes
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!