the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to pee, REALLY LOUD.

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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Ability to emit a low-level light, but only when standing near a candle.

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The power to live through torture.

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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Giving a shit about someone's bull shit

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!