the power to become incredibly stupid, but only during a math test.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The Power to breath while under a cup of water

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The awe-inspiring power of being able to throw up at will while yelling IMMA FIRIN' ME LAZOR.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to smell water.

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to fly when you fart

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the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!