The power to blow a bubblegum bubble without bubblegum.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to turn into a phone when its smash your phone season

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The power to make a watch that functions as a small phone and is named after a fruit. I would call it Applewatch.

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The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to die

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!