the power to sit

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The power to turn water into wine.

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to randomly self destruct at any time

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to hovertate

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the power to jump 10x higher, but are affected by gravity 10x greater

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The power to turn on your computer from a distance. But you need to turn on the power switch.

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The power to think oppositely

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Endless falling....

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The ability to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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BULLET ATTRACTION.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!