The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to go to hell.

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The power to not get shit dick

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the power to fall asleep whenever you want, but only in bathtubs

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to give yourself brain cancer at will

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to open doors that are unlocked

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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The power to jump faster.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to make pointless super powers

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to become powerless

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The power to row 1 inch shorter but can't grow 1 inch taller

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to transform into a homeless person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!