The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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the power to talk to your elbow

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

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the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

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the power to

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the power to give aids. but only to one person in the world that already has aids

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The ability to listen to music anywhere at anytime, but only if it's from the Jonas Brothers.

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to look like yourself

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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the ability to make your penis more sophistcated than yourself

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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The power to not have a brain!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!