the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

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The power to make money disappear.

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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the power to be random edhvaidfhviqeadhvkfdghiABJDISLJABDIFSJNAKNGREAAN EFBADVBNSJVNCJBV XJDBV`DNCI`DNVINBAID

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The power to read people's mind, but only in languages you don't understand.

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The power to have psi superpowers... but YOU NEED TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!

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the power to control nothing

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

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The power to wake up on time but still feel super-tired.

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The power to be a gamer

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to jump 8 feet fences

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The power to have any pussy you want but only to magically transform it into a small bloody hairy wrinkled dick with herpes and AIDS when you touch it and there is nothing you can do about it.

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The power to turn water into water with a yellow tint.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!