the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

The power to laugh in Japanese.

The power of being pointless

The power to transform into anything you have already become

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to pee from your eyes

The power to become famous on vine

The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

The power to destroy money but only your money.

The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

The power to die when you use the letter e.

The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

The power to fly, but only on the moon

The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!