the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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THA PWR 2 MiiSSPELL ERRTHANG WHiiLE WRiiTiiNG iiN AWL CAPz ONE THA iiNTERNET

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The ability to spawn any object at will,but only when your saying that you have too much of that object and actually believe yourself when you say it.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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01010100 01101000 01100101 00100000 01110000 01101111 01110111 01100101 01110010 00100000 01110100 01101111 00100000 01110100 01111001 01110000 01100101 00100000 01101001 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00101110 (The power to type in binary)

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The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to become famous on vine

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The power to deliver gifts around the world in one night but be fatter than hell, live in a frozen wasteland, and only little kids think you exist

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The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

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ikawlhan forever

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The power to hear everything. But only def people have it.

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The power to destroy money but only your money.

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The power to be illiterate when you open a book.

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The power of having any superpower Batman has at will.

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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The power to fly, but only on the moon

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!