the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

thumb_up thumb_down +134

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

thumb_up thumb_down +127

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

thumb_up thumb_down +82

the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

thumb_up thumb_down +144

the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

thumb_up thumb_down +7

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

thumb_up thumb_down +155

the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to do nothing/

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to be powerless

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

thumb_up thumb_down +212

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down +5

The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

thumb_up thumb_down +91

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

thumb_up thumb_down +48

The power to see into the present

thumb_up thumb_down +41

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

thumb_up thumb_down +107

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!