the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

the power to fall asleep in your bed and wake up in a trash compacter

the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization

The power to regenerate, but only small cuts

The power to create peanut butter and jelly sandwiches without having any peanut butter.

The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

the owe to sneeze with your eyes open

the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

The ability to write a humorous entry on this site.

The power to do nothing/

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

The power to be powerless

The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

the power make the left half of your body invisible.

The power to be able to get bobble heads that instantly disappear after 0000000000000000.1 seconds

The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

The power to see into the present

The power to play a snippet of Darude-Sandstorm whenever you inhale or exhale.

The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!