The power to be a MISSERABLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK (glass breaks) HAVE AT YOU! Moral: More are gonna get this one than those below, this one is merely a quote rather than cerebral. But you can always pretend to understand it by thumbing it up, or down if you just fail at understanding, either way is fine.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

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The power to shit without squinting.

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The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

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The ability to excrete Hydrochloric acid, but only in your stomach.

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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To be small u could be step on because no one can hear u

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The ability to breathe automatically

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I'm a giant di

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to become helpless at will.

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power of Grayskull.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!