The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to turn macs into big macs.

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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being able to change shape whist flying "It's a bird!, no it's a plane , It's a flying Sammich!?!

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power drown in water

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!