The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to make dogs sneeze

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The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power of getting a boner, but only when your mother is near...

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to float a centimeter above the ground.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to remove cancer from stroke victim's bodies.

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to fall up.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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the power to see through people's clothing when they're naked

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The ability to erase your own memory of your ability.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!