The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to write an essay and your teacher gives you a D or an E for trying to do your best, even though he/she talk about stuff we don't even care about

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The power to be in any position, and still be comfortable.

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Power to develop diseases.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to think about a location and forget that you travelled all the way there, making you think you can teleport.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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the ability to masturbate in front of your grandma

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to be Justin Bieber and be cool at the same time

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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A healing punch

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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Vanilla scented blood

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The true motor of bliss runs on sex and ice cream with no flavor but calling august to see if life will eat us all or not. And she is. And he is. But the dance is corrupted with none-music and machin touch down there.....

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the ability to sell Al Gore

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!