The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

being black

The power to...lick you're nose

the power to spell words wrong

The power to catch em all

the power to die at will

The ability to live forever but age quicker.

The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

the power to make tom lose his friends on myspace

The ability to pee lava, but have it still burn you

Power to spread farts faster

The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

To have the ability to be a Paedophile like Tom Watts :-]

The power to sweat acid.

I'm a giant di

The power to talk to animals but only if they've been run over first.

The power to be vampiric but sparkle in the sunlight instead of burn in it.

The ability to fly for one second by bending then extending your legs quickly.

The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!