The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The ability to shrink your penis

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the ability to fly, but only within the confines of an airplane

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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The power to commit genocide, but only on things you love.

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the ability to tell what some last ate smelling their farts

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to sing in Portuguese, but only when you're being arrested.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to die on command.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to keep up with the kardashians

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to drink 30 beers and no shall any tear

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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The power to win any game against a 5-year-old.

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The power to slow down wet paint's drying speed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!