The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Having six fingers but only on your left hand when you are trying to wear gloves

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The power to shoot several liters of blood out of you`re nose at high speed at will.

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Alzheimers man, the ability to show up where you are needed but forget why you are there in the first place

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The power of fart only in front of cheerleaders

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to knock yourself unconscious

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Normal handsome man by day. Moral: Man by night.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to say IS every time in the same over the top dramatic way

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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the power of words

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The power to sleep anytime and anywhere in an instant, but, u can never blink.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!