the power of having super fast growing body hair. It grows a half inch a day.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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the power to fart the alphebet

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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the power to actually make clowns funny...

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the power to see 3 seconds into the past.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to beat bad ass kids without getting arrested!!!

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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to do nothing

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The power to have anything EVERYTHING you DONT want.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Power to make other people rich.

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!