ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to be asleep while in bed

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to live forever until you die a natural way or get killed.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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the power to randomly sprout a paper clip once a month

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The power of extreme superstrenght, you scratch you`re nuts and planet earth explodes from the vibrations.

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the power to get fat in America

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The power to wake up every morning and have to pee

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

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The ability to be blind, deaf, and mute at will.

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The power to see through glass. Oh wait.

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to hear in the dark.

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to turn gourmet meals into shit.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!