The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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power to turn into a shark in zoo cages

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The power to self destruct

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to know what weather its gonna be like in 1 minute... in South Korea

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The power to type so many Pointless Superpowers that the never get more than two thumbs ups (well once from me too), because nobody wants to read them all! (from your original and best celebrity type M.. MORAL MAN!... what you do not know who that is? I ought a! You commoner! Peasant!)

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to think of the worst superpower.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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the power to know when someone queefed

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The involuntary power (or rather compulsion) to add "collectors edition" to everything you ever give or sell or buy. "Old bike, but in perfect condition: Collectors edition" "Hi I am selling my body "Collectors edition" "Sadly I am allergic to my German shepherd: "Collectors edition" so I have to give it away." "Hi excuse me, where do I find the "collectors edition" Milk in this store? Eh? No any kind of "collectors edition Milk is fine" Sigh... What I mean is...

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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making a sentence of pointless superpowers on pointlesssuperpower.com.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!