The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to be a really good bowler, but only with a bowling ball that has the skull of your dead father embedded in its center.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to make sense of Donald Trump

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The power to drain people's phone battery

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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the power to get wider by eating junk food

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have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

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The ability to poop glue.

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The power of superman while never being able to leave Krypton.

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The power to see through windows

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to microwave bread

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the power to fire angry ticks out of your nipples

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to read any language, but it will always be backwards.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!