Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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The ability to read Captch codes perfectly but not being able to type them correctly

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The power to switch gender identity

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The power to tolerate Justin Bieber.

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The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

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The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to cum extremely hard inside you`re mother.

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The power of slowing down your reflexes respond whenever you want.

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to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

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The power to assassinate already-dead leaders

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the power to do totally nothing

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The power to be meta, but nobody thinks it's cool any more.

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The power to reverse walk backwards.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to have any power on this site.

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to raise your cholesterol level using only your mind.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!