The ability to turn invisible... when noone is looking

The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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To be able to turn into any molusk when in a lava pit

The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

ability to eat in your arse and shit out you mouth

The Power to shrink but never grow back.

The power to let everyone around you make a troll face but you are the only one who is able too see it.

anything Aquaman does

the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

The power to be constantly reminded of the game

The power to have everyone in the universe believe you are dead. Including you.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

The power to instantly become pregnant

The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

the power to see through windows.;.

Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

The power to ejaculate laser beams.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!