Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

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the powre to spel

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The power to look at Sun.

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The power to fart at will.

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The ability to break every bone in your body every second, then have super speed. You wouldn't be able to run.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to read minds, but only your own.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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the ability to grow a boner to an incredible size but only when you are asked to come up to the front of the class

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to understand myspace

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power of the most useless power and have that power.

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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room

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The power to laugh in the face of danger except for that time you walked face first into a glass door.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!