the power to not have a power

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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To the comment below: You wont get a chance to miss me mortal... Moral: The color of envy... you wish you could be like me... everyone of you, yet some of you got the balls/pussies to prove it! For the people! For the freedom of speech! For courage and strength! For balls of steel! For the ladies... and most importantly... because I f*cking want to! NOW AND FOREVER! I AM MORAL MAN!

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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THE POWER TO NOT HAVE SUPERPOWERS! ...............ever

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The power to temporarily become mentally retarded.

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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The ability to judge a book by its cover.

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The ability to travel through time at a rate of one second per second.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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the power to make yourself hungry but not get filled up till you eat dragon eggs

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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The power to eat anything you like and still be fat.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!