The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The power to live.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power to transform into air.

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The power to live forever, at the cost of your own life - Colleeto5

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to breath through your skin.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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The power to look at this thing - Browny the dow

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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the power to go "heh heheh heh perverted"

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The power to turn Hydrogen Peroxide into water but only while you're using it to clean out your ears

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The power to laugh in Japanese.

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The power of being pointless

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!