The power to make infinite paper clips.

The power to be Carl Sagan, minus the intellect.

The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

The power to be superman with no power's

The ability to arouse any woman over the internet but never meet them in person.

the power to make elton john gay

The ability to think about saying something,but then forget and spend an eternity trying to remember what it was.

The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

The power to light yourself on fire but not be immune to fire

The power to be able to tie your shoe halfway, by using your mind.

ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the power to get in the van

The ability to make someone love you but only if they are heavier than 300kg

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit

The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

The power to divide by 0

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!