the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to be invisible to everything but security cameras.

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to be powerless

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to write on this website

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The power to get older 10 times faster then normal

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the ability to have as much lottery tickets as you want but you cant send them.

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The ability to regenerate limbs but the limbs Come from different animals

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power of gentle breeze

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The power to sit anywhere

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The power to walk into a room and not forget what you where going to do.

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

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The Power to Fail in Failing

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to STFU!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!