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The power to transform yourself into a door.
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Reverse Pooping
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The power to speak one language fluently.
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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.
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The power to cry sulfuric acid.
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the power of becoming a ginger.
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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock
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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,
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the power to beathe
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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa
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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only
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The power to have a seat right over there.
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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.
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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself
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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.
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The power think five times slower.
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the power to poo pineapples
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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up
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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons
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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.
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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.
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the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing
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The power to walk through air.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!