the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.

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The power to hear people's thoughts when you fap

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The ability to open electronics-packaging without scissors.

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The ability to sweat poop.

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The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

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The power to jump 1 inch higher.

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to have hindsight.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to shrink by 23 centimetres every time you sneeze

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The power to fly 0 feet in 60 seconds

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The power to absolutely nothing

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!