The power to be Chuck Norris

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The Power To Turn Into Yourself, But Enlarging Your Height By Three Centimeters.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The power to cancel your own powers.

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The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The abilitie too spell corectly.

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The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

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The ability to die instantly

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the power to run windows on a mac computer

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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to be black.

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The ability to transform in to a glass of water

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the ability to be in a video game sold in Africa

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!