The power to restate the obvious.

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The ability to do nothing

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The ability to turn into yourself but with no powers

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to be able to turn invisible in the dark.

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The power to not exist.

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The power not to dance while you're in a coma.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to sleep

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The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to creat your own superpower that's by the way. POINTLESS

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!