The power to fall without screaming.

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The power to make your dick a poontang seeker.

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power that will grant you no power.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The power to change your emotions

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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The ability to have a Prius the literally yells out "IIIIIII"MMMMM GAY"

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to tolerate rap music.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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the power to shoot fireballs only when your underwater

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

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The ability to think of a pointless ability.

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!