The ability to pickle cumbers at an accelerated rate

The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

The power to disintegrate yourself

The power to be called justin bieber

The ability to change races.

The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

The power to read your own mind!

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

The ability to read your own mind

the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

The power to fly while masturbating.

the power to make toast into bread

the ability to troll the internet but never get a response

The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

The power to live.

The ability to survive without an apendix.

the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Liam Brudenell

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!