the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

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The power to always choose the broken condoms without knowing

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The power to discern the breed of a cat by the taste of its poop.

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The power to run really fast, but only when facing brick walls 2 ft away.

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the power of turnung into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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being allergic to dairy and soy

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The power to think your dreams are real.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to change any of your friend's name to Tom but only if their real name is Thomas.

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The ability to see through mirrors.

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The ability to rectify health and safety concerns, using a sword.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!