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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...
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the ability to write this useless super power idea:"The power to make any pencil dull. GET IT? IT'S POINTLESS. AHAHHAHAHAHAH" without being a mentally retarded.
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The power to always lie even when you don't want to and then you have to truthfully say that you were lying otherwise the closest person kicks you in the groins.
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the power of shitting bricks
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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.
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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"
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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.
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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.
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The power to run if you have no legs
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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays
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The ability to shrink the size of your third toe on your right foot every leap year.
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The ability to understand abstract art.
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The power to see into one's own past.
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the ability to only crap while on a toilet
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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!
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The power to tickle your own feet.
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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.
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The ability to spontaneously combust
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The power to die at will
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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.
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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast
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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers
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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen
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The power to create a pointless superpower
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!