The power to read the minds of rocks

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power to fire your bellybutton lint out of your navel at a speed of 3 miles per hour.

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The power to moves in slow motion.

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The ability to perform crippling blowjobs on your enemies, but as soon as you finish you are teleported (in the same position) randomly to a crowded part of Russia.

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to lower your IQ at will.

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The power to read the TV

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to have any power when they are completely pointless to have.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The ability to turn invisible when no ones looking.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!