The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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the power to sneeze whenever you want

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the power to rob a bank only with S.W.A.T beside you

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The power to lick your own tongue

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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to make asians smart

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.

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The powers to blink at the speed of light

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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to be able to eat candybars and spit out diabetes

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to be powerless

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The power to kill yourself.

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power to see through glass doors

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.

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The power to make your self drunk using only your mind, but only while your driving your kids to school

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!