The ability to see through closed empty boxes.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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The power to be normal.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to eat nandos

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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The power to cry acid tears

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to fart rainbows

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to make your bowel work backwards

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Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

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The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!