The superpower to realize that if you guys thumb my former comment up, then it is no longer a useless "superpower" and would by itself contradict uh... itself.. by being useful... Moral: Hey, turning into Beiber at will is useful for banging silly young chicks at will is it not? And I will rather bang brainless women (beliebers yes I mean you, because everyone deserves some love) Disclaimer: Sexual age of consent is 16 over here, and good luck calling a whole nation for pedophiles, nope girls simply mature faster here... Fact: Above.

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The power to turn into any edible object in a restaurant.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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THE POWER TO FUCK ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SUCK

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The ability to give yourself a stroke just using your mind.

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The power to get shot when you're alone

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The ability to not live forever

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to walk on roofs after huricaines.

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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I’M JUST HAVING AN ALLERGIC REACTION TO THE UNIVERSE. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Find Waldo

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!