The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to control Do-Do Birds

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The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to destroy the earth the next time you blink.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The amazing ability of delayed reaction.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to speak one language fluently.

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To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

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The power to cry sulfuric acid.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to turn a rock into a slightly bigger rock

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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the power to beathe

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!