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The power to see what's behind you.
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The ability to fly, but only while you're touching the ground.
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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day
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The power to grow back your nails 2 seconds after you pick them.
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The power to kill an ant!!!
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The power to poke
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The power to kill yourself
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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.
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The power to use expired coupons, this Power expired 3 years ago
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The ability to fly for 14 seconds every decade.
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the power to watch porn thru your mind, but its gay porn only...
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the power to be able to call 2 people at once.
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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......
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Invisibility when people aren't looking.
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The power to move 7% faster.
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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure
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the power to transform into a rock.
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The power to project a hologram, but only of yourself projecting another hologram.
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The ability to die at will, but not come back to life.
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the power to not have superpowers
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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.
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The power to post on Facebook but only with an account.
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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.
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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!