The ability to laugh listening to Trololo

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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To have the abilities to almost be as powerful as God, but you're an existentialist.

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The power to become invisible only when you're playing a trombone.

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the power to shit yourself when kissing someone.

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The ability to park very acurately

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

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the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to walk upside down but only when you're in Australia.

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Everything Hawkeye does

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The power to get rid of only your own power

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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the ablity to have giant erections but only at story time

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to mentally control tapeworms.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the ability to throw a midget further than any mortal man

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to slightly disfigure anything made out of macaroni.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!