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The power to come up with fantastic comebacks, at the person's funeral.
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The ability to not lose the game.
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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.
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The power to bend time and space in a way that would do nothing.
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The power to eat your own face.
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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.
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The power to not be Chuck Norris.
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the power to run at the speed of light, but you have no protection from the air friction so you'll burn up and die.
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The power to make an apple you're holding taste delicious, but only for other people
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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.
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ability to levitate using my fart...
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The power to stub the same toe multiple times.
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The power in which whatever you touch into a meme or prank.
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The power to see when your eyes are not closed.
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Power to instantly turn drunk
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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian
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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person
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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction
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The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.
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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds
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The ability to control water but only when it is raining
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the power to pee while brushing your teeth
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Ladder hands.
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the ability to laugh like george bush
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!