Astral Projection. Distance: .3mm

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

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The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

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The power to always be at half mast.

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to see the future five days after it has happend

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to know who farted at any time.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!