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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

The ability to pass out at will.

The power to make Thursday come before Friday and after Wednesday.

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

the power to have anything you touch turn into a creative homeless guy (pirate)

The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

the power to be a tissu paper in a horny teenagers bedroom but only if your a strait male- wisecrack3

The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

The power to forget why you got hurt when you get hurt.

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The power to always be at half mast.

the power to see when the lights are on

The power to see the future five days after it has happend

The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to know who farted at any time.

The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

the power to half transform to something.

The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

The power to reseal bottles!

the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!