The power to inhale beverages through your genitals.

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The ability to get free housing for at least 25 years after running over your neighbor.

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The power of compulsive lying.

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to go back in time, but only as Anne Frank during the Holocaust.

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being able to blow up and die

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The Power To Be Sent Back To Your Exam's And Then Getting All The Answers Wrong Making Your Intermittent Future A Dream And Your Mansion A Tent.

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the power to sit

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The power to turn water into wine.

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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the power to read this pointleessuperpower

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the power to hovertate

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The power to think oppositely

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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The power to fly by defeating the laws of gravity but your blood boils whenever you do so.

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The Power To Make Justin Bieber.

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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Endless falling....

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The ability to say Chuck Norris is just a piece of shiuiiiiiiifweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeem999999999999kkkkkkkkøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøøfhiihdddde AND DIE! Chuck Norris.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to piss in a toilet when your drunk

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to make awesome school lunch for the kids!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!