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The ability to see yourself sleeping.
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The power to enter the Google Earth and change everything.
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the ability to be a three year old with a mustache
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the power to refreeze frozen ice
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The power to not get killed by noob tubes.
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instantaneously add any amount of weight to your body (but not be able to lose it)
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the power to sexually arose animals by looking at them
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The power to predict when a door will unlock.
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The power to see through windows.
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Tree powers Activate.
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The power to hear Justin Bieber singing wherever you are, no matter how far you run.
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The ability to evolve into magickarp
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the ability to make warm, flat, generic brand lemon/lime soda trickle from the end of your pinky finger
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The ability to pirate every song you want without getting caught. However, they can only be Justin Bieber songs
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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.
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To bend sticks really far without breaking them
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The power to pee laser that only is meant for pointing.
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The ability to cause a random object in the world to increase in temperature by ten degrees fahrenheit
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The ability to shoot a banana from your eyebrow every time you are riding on a unicycle.
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The power to phase through walls whenever there is a door nearby leading to the next room
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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.
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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.
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The power to eat your own head.
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The power to change delicious chocolate fudge into mud of the exact colour and texture.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!