The ability to understand abstract art.

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The power to see into one's own past.

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the ability to only crap while on a toilet

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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The power to die at will

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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the power to, when you put your hand in the shape of a gun, to shoot random objects from your fingers

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to create a pointless superpower

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The power of eletric energy in the ancient history

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The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

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1.the power to touch anything that is touchable 2.The power to make any animal yawn 3.The power to walk on water only if your feet are not wet 4.The power to kill any1 but only if they are already dead 5.The power to sleep with megan fox only if you are blind deaf and have no feeling in your body

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the ability to turn off any fans on a hot day

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The power to shoot 1 watt of lightning from your hands

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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Asexual reproduction.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The power to moonwalk backwards

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thye ability to think that your in a buble and everything is flat

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!