The power to eat your left index finger, and have it regrow out of your belly button.

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the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

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The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

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the power to hate disney stars

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The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

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the power to blind and nausiat yourself for 12 hours straight with no way to stop it ohh and the power the eat hairy dicks

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The most pointless super power should be - To be able to change your hair dye whenever you want

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to have super-sonic hearing but only for one second every three hours.

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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Superhuman strength and endurance but only when sleeping

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The power to never be surprised when the toaster goes off.

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the ability to increase your debts in the bank.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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the power to type without looking at the keyboard

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The power to read while your eyes are open but you can't read while your eyes are closed.

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to fart tear gas

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!