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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago
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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.
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The ability to detect vampires, but only during the day.
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The ability to walk over ball pits.
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The power to masturbate only when someone is watching.
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the ability to recite any insult in any language whenever necessary
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the power to make enemies blind only when their in a dark alley
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The ability to telepathically talk to people, but its sent in Morse code in dog whistle so human's can't hear it
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The power to become invisible when no one is looking.
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The power to understand myspace
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The power to eat with your eyebrows.
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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you
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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.
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the ability to spell wrong
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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters
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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.
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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.
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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)
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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig
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Being Aquaman
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The power to have backround music in your life.
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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.
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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O
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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!