The power to eat with your eyebrows.

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the power to ejaculate so hard it rips a hole right through anythin thats within 5 meters of you

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the ability to spell wrong

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the power to turn a dollar into four quarters

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to not have an ability (The ability to be a paradox)

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SHAPESHIFT - only into a guinee pig

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Being Aquaman

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to know the perfect rebuttal, but only after you've lost and nobody cares about what you were arguing about anymore.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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the power to walk up the stairs without losing your breath...

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The ability to change races.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to be super strong, but you have to be totally wasted for it to work.

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the power to speak in Braille.

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The ability to be an anoying little twat like jack moore

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to be awake when you're not sleeping.

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The power to look at Sun.

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!