The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to speak only one language

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The ability to have A's in all your classes, but only if you already have A's in all your classes.

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the power to find a websites that shows you pointless superpowers...

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to never receive pop-ups when surfing porn, but only on gay porn

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The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to sweat profusely on cold days.

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

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The power to glow in the dark, but only during the day..

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!