The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The ability to metamorphose into any kind of cheese

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The power to have your brain shut down when you take any type of drug

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the ability to hear yourself think

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to smell feces from a mile away.

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to run into a brick wall with an erection and breaking your nose.

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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The power to see through solid glass, water, and air.

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The ability to fire a gun with precision accuracy. But only if your the target

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to increase your chances of winning a contest by 0.0000000000000000000000000001%

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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Ingesting caffeine gives you the power to be a normal, competent human being.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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the power to drive a car with no engine

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The power to eat nails and crap broken glass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!