The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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    You wouldn't be effected by gravity

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    if this power had like a delay you could wait for the world to move and you would be in a new place

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    to the place infront of the fridge

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    ^ look at the kid above trying to look smart~ xDD haha such a fail

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    The power to sub to the aura guardian

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    the power to be immortal when you're in a maximum security prison

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    Wouldn't this leave you in outer space or where ever you were +- the direction and spin of the earth

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    The power to get super strength on a full moon that's on an odd day that's on a leap year.

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    well, of you would be tought in school you would know that such manupulation creates pretty big explosions wich affects everything except the person doing it... so it's not at all pointles

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    Actually, it's called "phasing", and it can be extremely useful, as it makes you disappear for a split second, thus allowing you to, say, dodge bullets.

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    I can do that!

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    You would telefrag yourself!

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