The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

The power to be immune to every third bullet.

The power to smell the inside of your nose.

x-ray vision so strong that everything becomes invisible

the ability to walk with your buttcheeks

The ability to sense if someone's in danger 20 miles away, however, you lack any other power, so you have to take a cab or just feel bad about it.

The pointless act of NOT giving below comment a thumbs up, to support the message... Only those that love themselves can truly love others, as they have love to give, not the desperation for it... Moral: Support a new age where being down and emo, is bullshit. Where being confident and love oneself has less than nothing to do with arrogance... Actually arrogance is the product of acting like you are something... One that true loves him/herself, know better. But hey... wanna listen to Linkin Park while you cut yourself... pop culture can be quite the pain... In ancient days the strong ones where those that loved themselves and acted with bravery...And while times change... that quality does not.

Power To Throw Power Booger In Every 5 Seconds

My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

The power to hold your breath under water unless you're wet.

Super-slowness

The power to accidently find all spoilers online before you watch a film or an episode of a series.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

The power to breath in space

The power to think of hilariously inappropriate jokes, but only at dinner parties with your parents.

The Power to defeat anyone only when they are already defeated

the power to walk on water with crocks. But only if there is enough people around to laugh at your fashion choices.

The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

Mutant Paper-skeleton.

The ability to get a joke exactly ten minutes after every one else gets it

Power to turn off your computer randomly. You cannot controll that power.

The ability to jump 3% lower.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!