The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

the power to drive a car with no engine

The power of love

The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

The power to have sex with jessica alba Only if you have Sex with Rosie O'Donnell with a ten inch penis

the power to hemmorage or herniate any part of your body at will

The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

The power to forget how to swim.

the power to eat only one lays potato chip

the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

the power to run in slow motion

The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

The power to let Raj from big bang theroy talk to girls without alcohol

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

Being able to throw away the piece of toilet paper with which you wiped your ass without looking it.

The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

The power to drink clean water (because i think dirty water is ewwy)

The power to taste anything you smell.

the power to hear a dog whistle

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!