The ability to fly but, if you use it, birds start flocking around you and shitting on you.

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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The power to communicate through complex technology that was only developed 50 years ago and is still un known if it is harmful

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The power to open automated doors a few moments sooner than they would typically open.

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the power to vomit through your nose only

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The power of seeing the future in dreams without any context, and only realizing something is going to happen moments before it happens, but nothing you do can change anything.

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the power to be good at something your already good at.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to talk to money.

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The ability to make cheese, only edible to vegans, but only on leap days

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to suck your own dick but not when your horny

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the power to fart out of your penis

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the power to transform into yourself

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Liam Brudenell

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the power of the Anti-petter gun, which fires bullshit over the moon.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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the power to dive 50km/h but only when nobodys watching

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!