The power to make you fap to anything.

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The power to make any woman sleep with you. but works only on dead ones.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

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The power to make dad jokes.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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the power to make pigs fly.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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The power to turn into Patrick Star permenently and be dumb as him.

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the power to have to pee on a long road trip and there are no bathrooms around.

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The power to turn into a block of cheese

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The power to always throw a napkin in a trash can from a couple feet away

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the power to fart mace

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The power to make the person of your dreams fall in love with you. <3

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!