The power to turn into a plant cell

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The power to laugh at other people when they get hurt, and still be able to have high esteem in front of all your friends.

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the ability to extinguish a fire on your testicles with an ice pick.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to be Chuck Norris. Oh wait..

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

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The power to get laid with whomever you choose, but they look and feel like one of your parents.

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to fall apart whenever touched. See Derrick Rose, Chicago Bulls

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The power to spit fire only by drinking gas into a flame - Isaac goodall

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to turn red apples green over 15 days by eating them with a knife and fork....

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the ability to drink a 40 oz. while playing madden

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!