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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.
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The ability to decrease the size of your girlfriends breasts.
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the power for you and your mum to survive and nuclear attack but you have to mate to restart civilization
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The power to tell whether or not butter is salted or not.
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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®
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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne
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The power to time travel. Backwards. To the Holocaust
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The power to steal all the money in the world without ever stealing anything ever.
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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world
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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!
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The power to fail a test everytime
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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.
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the ability to darken darkness
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The power to turn your navel upside down
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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral
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the power to turn wine into water
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the power to fly but only during a severe hail storm
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power to kill dead ppl.
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The ability to turn invisible, but only when everyone in the room has their eyes closed.
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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.
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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.
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The power to summon single earthworm at will.
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The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.
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The power to give anybody the finger - except the person you're mad at.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!