the power to f**k your family all at once

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The power to see when people fart.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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The power to smell poop

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The power to make your computer run 0.1 seconds faster.

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super strength for picking up a gallon water

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to die at will.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to make the opposite of what you want to happen (and you can not think of bad things happening)

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the power to be wrong

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the power to control your own body movements

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the power to talk to animals but only when it means stealing your ice cream

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The power to speak with dead relatives, but only whilst masturbating.

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The ability to hold your breath forever, but only in an oxygen-rich environment.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to turn into a tree

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The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!