To be able to think like a noob gamer and if they are not thinking about games you faint

The Power To Become A Housefly And Be Immediately Killed By Your Mother

The power to jump faster.

The power to to type Pointless Super Powers

alarm that goes off when hiding

The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

the power to see through glass

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

The power of absolutely flawless hindsight. -Credit to South Park

The power to turn gold into dust

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

The power to listen to Meghan Straight talk

The ability to sweat caramel

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The Power to Die instantly.

The power to breath under water but only if you're holding your breath

The power of being Chuck Norris and be the main utterly pointless source of pointless powers.

The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

The power to touch MC Hammer.

The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

the power to predict the outcome of any event after it's already happened

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!