The power to knock yourself unconscious

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

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The power to become a virgin but only if you've never had sex.

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The power to ejaculate 100 times a day without sperm coming out and having to jack off :)

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to turn into any cat which is about to give birth.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to break a Nokia

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to science.

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the power to look directly at the sun only if it is on the other side of the earth

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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power to breathe in water but when you get in to water you gonna die in 30 seconds

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the power to sing amazingly but only when someone is 158,00000000000 times louder

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

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The power to levitate for 10 seconds only when having explosive diarrhea

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to attract bullets

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!