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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the power to see the present

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to control urine

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to breath fire with out any fire resistance

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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the ability to spin and never feel dizzy

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to bleed anally at will

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

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the power of losing and getting in 2nd place or 3th. the power of clearing your mind only for it to stay blank. the power of riding a horse really well aslong as you think it is a cow. the power of breathing AIR. the power of bellyflopping cement. the power of reading ancient arameîc. the power of speaking perfect gibberish.

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The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!