teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to have excellent wifi when all your devices are dead.

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The power to breathe

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The power to read dead people's minds

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ability to run very fast forever

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to change the color of your piss

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Q: What is 1+1? A: An equation.... Duh...

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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the power to turn everything you touch into gold......deja vu?

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!