The power of omnipotence and omniscience but you work in such mysterious ways that youre both invisible and intangible and without will to do skwat. Oh wait that sounds like...

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to run super fast, but only while in space.

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The power to die

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The ability to read one's own mind.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to see your neighbor without looking.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to poop kittens with mittens

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The ability to look directly at the sun without damaging your eyes.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

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The power to accelerate your own aging when you're happy. Unfortunately it's irreversible.

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The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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open up pickles glass

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!