The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The power to make people extremely happy as soon as you die.

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to be mario for 10 seconds then you vomit shit for 17 hours. this happens every week.

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the power to be the idiot who is reading this website instead being a person because they lost their souls after there ex dumped them and they turned into horny trans-gender whores

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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Smoke vision

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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the power to convert farts into burps.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The power to science.

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The power to start gasping for air seconds after touching a keyb... then to die from hyperventilation seconds after using your mou...

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to digest corn.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to think the thought you thought of is the same thought as another persons thought while thinking of that thought.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to have food poisoning but only after eating taco bell.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!