The ability to see through shallow water.

The ability to walk on the white tiles at the supermarket.

the ability to obtain a Klondike Bar without doing anything

The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

the power to say no to only dates with hot girls(your a strait male)

The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

The Power to see under a girls clothes once, but your P3nis falls off

The power to resist trolling.

The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

the power to stare at pit bulls in the eyes and imitate them

The ability to walk backwards... backwards.

The power to draw a perfect circle.

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

wast your time on the computer

Laser pointer vision.

The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

The ability to fly, but only when you're wearing a kilt.

The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

the power to quickly re-wrap christmas presents

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!