The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

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The power to have sex with an alien but not know where to put it

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the powrer too piis blood but u have to piss every 10 minutes

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The power to be extremely slow, (like in matrix slowmotion) but your foes aren't

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The power to have implosive diarrhea.

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the power to teleport to the nearest pedophile's bedroom

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the ability to be the best looking guy but only in jail

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The power to see through thin air

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The ability to actually KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

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The ablity to understand the minds of women.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to smell people's moods

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the ability to uncontrollably fall out of planes

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to be gay on command.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!