The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The ability to think the world is flat

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the power to shape shift to yourself

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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Chinchilla whispering abilities

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The power to watch tv while sleeping

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The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to eat edible things.

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THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to copy and paste already told jokes.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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The power to ejaculate

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!