DIY LOL
Anti Joke
Joe Blocked
Pointless Super Powers
ffuuu
home
Popular
Newest
You Decide
« First
‹ Prev
…
271
272
273
274
275
276
277
278
279
…
Next ›
Last »
The power to shit purple butterflies.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+53
The power to not wake up until you get 9 hours of sleep
thumb_up
thumb_down
+84
The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,
thumb_up
thumb_down
+62
The power of measuring grains of corn from a large distance.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+76
The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+72
The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth
thumb_up
thumb_down
-40
The ability to think the world is flat
thumb_up
thumb_down
+171
the power to shape shift to yourself
thumb_up
thumb_down
+72
The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-8
Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+170
The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-47
Chinchilla whispering abilities
thumb_up
thumb_down
+75
The power to change your eyebrows daily
thumb_up
thumb_down
+2
The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.
thumb_up
thumb_down
-13
The power to watch tv while sleeping
thumb_up
thumb_down
+118
The power to be able to see through clothes, but only men over the age of 65.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+93
The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+232
The power to eat edible things.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+62
THE POWER TO BE INVISIBLE WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING...
thumb_up
thumb_down
+104
the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey
thumb_up
thumb_down
+112
The power to copy and paste already told jokes.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+31
The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.
thumb_up
thumb_down
+103
The power to ejaculate
thumb_up
thumb_down
+94
The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.
thumb_up
thumb_down
« First
‹ Prev
…
271
272
273
274
275
276
277
278
279
…
Next ›
Last »
Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!