the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to do nothing at all without getting bored or tired.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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the ability to turn purple

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The pewer to become a human bullet magnet. Moral: "DONT WORRY PEOPLE! I SHALL SAVE YOU ALL!" (Well if you want to sacrifice yourself to save them all, then you its useful and you a douchebag)

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The power

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The power to die instantly from not reading books, meaning if you don't read books you'll die.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to see through things that are invisible.

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The power to assasinate people with touch from your finger, while you are asleep.

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The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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the ability to be tied to train tracks

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The power to laught at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to turn everything you touch into poop.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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the power to sense the next viewing of the hit musical 'CATS'

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!