The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

the ability to run for president only if you're sarah palin

the power to pee straight with a boner

The ability to wake up at 3:45 am if you were sleeping, and not be able to fall assleeP again for 20 minutes.

The power to get an A+ on every test- but you need to study for 5 hours or so ahead of time

the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

The power to make anything money related to disappear.

The power to make a Spirit Bomb in one less episode than Goku.

The power to have a V8

The power to take away your power.

the power to walk on land.

The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

The power to not be able to touch any living thing.

The power to summon fire with the use of a match

The power to not have a power.

The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

The power to have perfect vision, but only in pitch black darkness

The power to travel in time for 2 seconds

The power to think.

Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

The power to fly inside of airplanes

The power of making your eyeballs bigger but without any significant improvement in your sight.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!