the power to herd cats

The power to be alone

The power to not being able to go use the bathroom when you have to

You can read the minds of rocks.

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

to wash cloths when they are washing

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

The ability to perceive the presence of light.... with your ears. (warning, blindness may effect abilities potency.)

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

The power to be invisible to eligible singles.

the power to let it not be rape if you yell "surprise!"

The power to see other peoples dreams.

The power to impress a mentally disabled person by doing absolutely nothing

The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

the power to shit brix

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The power to write pointless superpowers

The power to not exist.

The power grow arm pit hair 5 times faster and 5 times longer than it was after shaving.

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!