The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to turn a boomerang into a doggy toy

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the power to not have a power

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The power to have some fucking muslim (white guy, no arab) tell my wife that since we have been married for three years and I Speak spanish/Russian/Japanse/Itali... Anyways that she should at least be able to speak fluently spanish so shame on her. (The fuck I be teaching her spanish in Norway?) The power? To tell my wife that if I ever see him, I will chop his head off... My wife said I think he meant it well, I said, so do I. The reason its useless? My wife refused so I had to enter their stupid meeting room and tell him myself... He asked me who I was while shivering, my answer: Want to learn how to speak motherdfucking spanish? He supposedly spent staring down the floor for hours while refusing his boss`s offer to call the cops on me and told my wife to tell me he was sorry. I goddamn bet he is fucking sorry! Nero: Now and forever.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to buy free things.

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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the power to get sick

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!