The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to make your feet stink at will.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to use a ridiculous signature that kills any chance of receving green thumbs. Moral: What you talking bout foo?

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The power of turning to stone everyone who says to you "will u fancy a slightly racist T-shirt?"

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The superpower to detect when someone is racist.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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the ability to post here

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power ro make a spring onion apperar out of thin air

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The power to sneeze backwards

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The power to grant underwater breathing to Mosquitos.

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The power to eat just one lays potato chip

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The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!