The power to vote for Donald trump as president

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The power to shoot glue from your penis

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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Power to freeze your self in time but everyone else can move, but you cant

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The power to have super strength, but only when your sleeping.

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The power to finish anyone's sentience.

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The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

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The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

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The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power to taste and smell colors that arent in existance yet.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

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The power to ejaculate out of your ears once daily

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to cheat your right hand with your left hand

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!