The power to be 500 feet tall, but walk at the same speed than a normal human.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to turn into a lamp once.

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The power to never need to eat, unless you are hungry.

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The power to punch with the force of hulk ... But Die instintly

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to change channel without the remote

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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the power to undress yourself automatically when in the presence of a pedophile or rapist.

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Really bendy thumb

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The power to have no power

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to piss out of your ass and shit through your dick

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The power to know everyone's name before you meet them but you say it wrong every time

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An extra set of eyes...in your scrotum

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!