The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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the power to masturbate just one time a day

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to be able to freeze anything, with the help of your trustworthy sidekick the freezer.

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the power to pee for longer then a normal person

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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You can have anything you don't want at any time.

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The power to speak braille.

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to actually care what these people are writing.

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The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

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the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The ability to understand women!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!