The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to give extreme diarrhea to only your grandmother and your house pet

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The power to kill any conversation you have.

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the power to take ipecac without throwing up

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The power to read thoughts but it reads everyones thoughts at the same time and you can't decipher whose thought is whose

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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The power to speak a language only you can undeerstand

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Being alive (until you die).

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to strangle yourself to death

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The power to talk to dust

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The power to teleport 1 inch but you can only do that once a week and it waists your energy for the entire week.

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the power to have super strength but only wile you are sleeping,

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to waste money

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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the power to shoot a powerful red laser beam everytime you open your eyes.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!