The power to uncontrollably say a pun every sentence during funerals

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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the power to find a needle in a haystack

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the power to stare at someone without blinking or smiling for ever

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The power to teleport yourself to the exact same location.

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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Menstrual blood bending!

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The power to walk .1% faster

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The power to mentally control houseflies.

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The power to give birth to giraffes

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the power to turn a leaf into a different type of leaf

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the power to have sex with a woman and then cause her to think she was raped.

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The power to speak in hieroglyphs.

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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The ability to grow trees out of money.

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The ability to have any man you want but you are a straight man.

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The power to control hedgehogs.

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the power to fly like a balloon -- no direction OH SHIT CEILING FAN

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to part grass.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!