The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

The power to state the obvious.

The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

The power to be Caleb Fox.

The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

The power to create all the powers on this site

The power to have super-sweaty hands

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

the power to command the sperm you ejaculate

The power to walk through air.

The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to summon unspendable money

The power to be your self

The power of being negative all the time.

the power to smell shit from miles away

The ability to bleed lava

The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

The power to do something when you do it.

The power to fly, but only when pigs do

The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

To be able to estimate time between 5:00am and 5:07am

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!