the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to fly....underwater

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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the power to turn into nothing.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to restate the obvious.

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The power to predict the present

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The power of women's rights.

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The ability to see through glass

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black people

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The power to make out of thin air

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power of not knowing the future

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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whenever you want to sleep an anime starts happening in real life

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!