The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to attract bullets

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the power to herd cats

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The power to become the worlds most famous necrophilia pornstar after dying.

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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the ability to make your finger nails longer by 0.1 %

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the power to become translucent

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to always be the next best fighter in any 1vs1 fight to the death. MORAL: KOMBAT!

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to make deaf people see again.

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The power to have all pointless superpowers, but only on the 12th and or 13th on january on a year that isn't 2015 or lower, but you have to be wearing nothing but purple underwear and a skanky hat.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to speak Yiddish without learning it.

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the power not eat more than one pringel.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!