The power to lick your elbow.

Faster than a loaded bullet!

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to control your own limb movement

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

The power to jump borders, but you live and are confined to Iceland.

the power to crap big mac combos at will

The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

The ability to wear a backpack on your legs

The power to fly, but only when you're in water

The power to brag about having a super power.

The power to jump only one centimeter high.

The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

The power to juggle cacti

the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

The Power to Make yourself 5 different levels of scared...

To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

The power to confess crimes you haven't committed.

The power to have all of Aquaman's powers, but not be able to swim.

The power to be blind

The power to have no powers

Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

The power to laugh with you shitty powers...

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!