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The power to remember the funniest thing in the world and have a full on laughing fit, as long as you are at a funeral.
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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght
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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room
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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know
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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus
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the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom
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the power to read your own mind
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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.
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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.
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The power to read this text unless you can see it.
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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.
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The power to turn shades of brown or red, but only when exposed to the sun for an extended amount of time.
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The power to move through light at the speed of time
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the power to become Homer Simpson's mom (R.I.P. her)
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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.
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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.
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The power to open a pickle jar in one try
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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.
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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...
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the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees
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The power to breathe ABOVE water.
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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.
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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.
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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!