The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The power to die in one second

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to fart on a zebra when you are next to a zebra and have to fart.

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The power to resurrect dead insects

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The power to read your own thoughts.

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The power to make something useless after its already useless.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to see one second into the future before the moment you die but not be able to change anything.

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to walk through air.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power of playing a game while doing nothing else

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!