The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to stay up all night and take long naps during the day

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The power to move the remote from the coffee table, where it is sitting 2 feet out of reach, into your hands

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The ability to forcibly break every bone in your body so you can shrink down never to regrow your bones back.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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Really bendy thumb

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The ability to produce rainbows and yoghurt from your armpits.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to take perfectly timed photos when nothing interesting is going on.

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The ability to turn cement into pudding

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The superpower to die in a 1 second.

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to lock open doors

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!