Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The ability to know how to drive a car but only when piloting light aircraft

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The power to be special just like everyone else.

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The Power to turn all your friends into a one dollar bill.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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The power to make any glass of water into milk

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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The power to make PC's turn into dried crap the moment the person with this ability touches them.

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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the ability to talk like Bill Cosby

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The ability to go on cheeseburger.com whenever you want, but only when the teacher is in the room

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The power to shoot water out of your hands--but only when taking a shower.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to sing wonderfully but at a pitch only dogs can hear

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The power to heat any object with your mind, but only to current room temperature and only as fast as it would have taken if you had done nothing.

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The power to start time.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to multitask using your ball hairs

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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the power to make your vomit taste good

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THE POWDEReD WATER

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The power to have your right hand permanently glued to your face.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!