The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The ability to instantle tangle your hair.

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power of magnetism! Aka being so magnetic that you have to live in a home completely made out of plastic, and cant go out because you either get hit by random flying frying pans and stuff literally attracted towards you, or even worse, you could get dragged towards a car in movement and become red paste. A guy with this power could not take it any more, so he bought an iron necklace and put it on... may he rest in peace...

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to smack the hair off someones head.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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Justin Bieber

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The power to jump into a puddle of pigs and scream: "Alllah is great" and the go home and have some nive frosted flakes.

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to be Emperor of farmville but only in a full eclipse

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to menstruate from your eyes.

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The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to sense cheese.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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The power to become extremely strong unless there is someone stronger around you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!